Membership Drive Underway
The Underminer's Society of America is in the midst of a special membership drive. Please use this occasion to propose prospectors who may be fit for initiation into our society.
During the next 6 months, any member who nominates a prospector who eventually is approved as a digger will receive a pair of deerskin work gloves. Of course, the member sponsoring the most diggers this year also will have his/her/transgender's name added to the bronze shovel.
When you are going about your daily activities, keep in mind the Underminers' Code and consider whether any of the people with whom you do business might make good Underminers. Remember, the more shovels we have digging, the bigger the hole will be.
Under all lies dirt.
During the next 6 months, any member who nominates a prospector who eventually is approved as a digger will receive a pair of deerskin work gloves. Of course, the member sponsoring the most diggers this year also will have his/her/transgender's name added to the bronze shovel.
When you are going about your daily activities, keep in mind the Underminers' Code and consider whether any of the people with whom you do business might make good Underminers. Remember, the more shovels we have digging, the bigger the hole will be.
Under all lies dirt.
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