Election Results

The Underminers Society of America held its secret ballot on a secret date at a secret location. The results are a secret.

Suffice it to say that the member who had been the Vice-Chancellor elect was replaced by the Vice-Chancellor who immediately resigned the post in order to be eligible for election as Chancellor-elect. The resulting vacancy was filled by the prior Chancellor-elect who will now hold the position, and the Vice-Chancellor's position will be filled by the duly elected Chancellor. Somehow we elected the waitress to be the Vice-Chancellor, and this may have been an error.

Thank you for your participation and for the orderly transition. Committee assignments should be expected by a secret deadline and should be kept secret. If anyone has seen the gavel, please return it to the Vice-Chancellor elect.